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Buy $REDDIT
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What is $REDDIT? [read this before aping]

It's like reddit, but it's a coin. That's it. That's the token.

$REDDIT is a memecoin launching on Robinhood Chain. No VCs, no suits, no "web3 social ecosystem revolutionizing engagement." Just the most recognizable front page on the internet, turned into a coin, run by degens.

The one thing you need to know: 50% of all protocol fees go back to holders โ€” airdropped as random top Robinhood Chain memecoins. We call it getting gilded. Hold the coin, receive the front page.

Fair launch on a launchpad. Contract address will be posted here and only here. Anything else is a fake โ€” report it and move on.

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u/first_time_aper ยท 3 hr ago
so it's reddit... but a coin? bullish on recursion
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u/mod_of_the_coin (OP) ยท 3 hr ago
you understand the whitepaper better than most VCs would
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u/where_lambo_sir ยท 2 hr ago
instructions unclear, joined the community and touched grass by accident
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Getting GILDED ๐Ÿ† โ€” how the award system works

On reddit, strangers pay real money to give your comment a fake trophy. Beautiful. Pointless. Iconic.

Here we fixed one detail: the trophy is a bag.

  1. The protocol collects trading fees from day one.
  2. 50% of those fees flow into the Award Pool.
  3. The pool market-buys random memecoins from the top of Robinhood Chain โ€” whatever is trending when the drop happens.
  4. Those coins are airdropped to $REDDIT holders. That's getting gilded.
Award Pool
50%
of protocol fees, airdropped to holders in random top memecoins
You need to do
nothing
hold $REDDIT in your wallet. no staking, no claiming portal, no "engage to earn"

You don't pick the coins. You don't know which ones are coming. Every drop is a mystery box curated by the chain itself. Like reddit gold, but instead of a badge you get a bag.

Distribution mechanics (frequency, snapshot rules, minimum hold) will be published before launch.

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u/diamond_hands_dave ยท 2 hr ago
a dividend but the dividend is chaos. i'm in
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u/slot_machine_brain ยท 2 hr ago
so holding = daily mystery box? this is gambling for people who already gambled
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u/mod_of_the_coin (OP) ยท 1 hr ago
we prefer the term "curated serendipity"
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Tokenomics: short enough to actually read

  • Chain: Robinhood Chain
  • Launch: fair launch on a launchpad โ€” no presale, no team allocation shenanigans
  • Fees: 50% of protocol fees โ†’ Award Pool for holders
  • Utility: hold it, get gilded. the rest is vibes, as the founders intended

Full numbers (supply, fee %, distribution schedule) drop with the launch announcement. If someone quotes you numbers before that, they're making them up.

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u/chart_astrologer ยท 2 hr ago
tokenomics shorter than my last rejection letter. respect
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u/actually_reads_docs ยท 1 hr ago
"the rest is vibes" is the most honest utility section i've ever read
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How to buy $REDDIT (when it launches)

  1. Get a wallet that supports Robinhood Chain.
  2. Bridge ETH to Robinhood Chain.
  3. Go to the launchpad โ€” link will be posted here at launch.
  4. Paste the official CA from this site. Nowhere else. Not from a DM. Not from a guy named "Support_Admin_Real".
  5. Swap, hold, and wait to get gilded.
CA: TBA โ€” launching soon. Every contract claiming to be $REDDIT before the announcement is a scam.
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u/rug_inspector ยท 1 hr ago
step 4 is doing more security work than most audits
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u/slow_but_early ยท 45 min ago
bookmarked. first time i'm early to anything since 2013
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Roadmap (an actual roadmap, not a jpeg of a rocket)

  • โœ… Phase 1 โ€” Exist. Website up, community open. You are here.
  • ๐Ÿ”œ Phase 2 โ€” Launch. Fair launch on launchpad, CA published, fees start flowing.
  • ๐Ÿ”œ Phase 3 โ€” Gild. Award Pool goes live: first random memecoin airdrops to holders.
  • ๐Ÿ”ฎ Phase 4 โ€” Front page. More reddit-style features for holders: karma leaderboard, holder flairs, community awards voting.

No dates, because dates are how roadmaps become apology posts.

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u/jpeg_of_a_rocket ยท 1 hr ago
i feel personally attacked by this title
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u/deadline_survivor ยท 40 min ago
"no dates" is the most credible thing on this entire chain
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my wife said it's either her or the reddit coin

anyway first day as a single man in this community, what did i miss

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u/gilded_gary ยท 55 min ago
sir this is the most reddit thing to ever happen on the reddit coin
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u/marriage_counselor_eth ยท 50 min ago
she'll be back when you get gilded
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u/where_lambo_sir (OP) ยท 48 min ago
that's the plan
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petition to rename "airdrop" to "getting gilded by the algorithm"

upvote if you agree. downvote if you also agree but are contrarian. this is reddit after all.

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u/definitely_not_a_bot ยท 12 min ago
as an algorithm i consent to this